Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Tragedy....Happiness....Foot Up Your Ass?


Bey finish getting dressed and her and Jay went to out to lunch

*at the restaurant*

Jay: So Bey can I tell you something

Bey: *still eating* YEP I’m all ears

Jay: It’s about my past

Bey: *stops and look at Jay* What is it?

Jay: So as you know I’ve had my share of women…

Bey: Yea…but I don’t care cause you’re with me now

Jay: Yea but there was this one that was special….we dated for 5 years

Bey: She was real special….what happened?

Jay: I cheated…..and dogged her out

Bey: Did you ever hit her?

Jay: No…..i would never hit a woman……punk ass niggas do that shit

Bey: Okay continue

Jay: When I say special I mean it by she was pregnant

Bey: You have a kid?

Jay: DAMN BEY WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH THE STORY!?!?!

Bey: Damn my bad…..continue

Jay: Well she lost the baby in a miscarriage. Well still born….it was my first son and he looked just like me too….We named him Corey…..and today would be his 9th birthday

Bey: Awwee baby I’m so sorry to hear that

Jay: It’s okay

Bey: How did you get over it?

Jay: Now, obviously, miscarriages happen everywhere, to anyone, but back then I felt like it was my fault….I stressed her out by running up behind these video hoes and not going home to her….I mean when I was there for her I was there for her….doctor visits, ultra sounds, the whole nine….but I wasn’t ready and neither was she….I mean once she lost the baby we broke up and went our separate ways….i still haven’t truly got over it

Bey: Do you still talk to her?

Jay: Naaa only if I see her around we speak but that’s about it

Bey: Babe I’m sorry

Jay: Don’t be….just look at it as God’s ways of telling us it was time for us to move on

Bey: Yea okay

Jay: C’mon lets go back to my place

*Jay’s Place*

Jay: Well what movie you wanna watch?

Bey: It doesn’t matter

Jay: REALLY? Usually you always pick some sappy chick flick

Bey: Just pick before I change my mind

Jay: Okay Final Destination 2 it is then

Jay pops in the movie and sit next to Bey on the couch and put his head in her lap and looked up at her

Jay: Babe

Bey: Yes?

Jay: Thank you for listening to me today at lunch

Bey: No problem baby….that’s what I’m here for

Jay: Yea I see those big ass ears come in handy

Bey: You got jokes huh?

Jay: Well ya know

Bey: So what your big ass lips good for?

Jay: Well………

Jay sat up and started kissing Bey….he pulled Bey closer to him and Bey sat in his lap like she was straddling him….Bey started kissing his neck. Jay stretched his neck out some more so Bey could kiss more of it. Bey could tell he like it because he started grabbing her ass. Jay could feel Bey’s wetness and boy did Jay enjoy it. Jay picked Bey up while she was sucking on his neck. He picked her up and took her to his bed room. He laid her down and they started making out. Their kisses were getting wild as he started taking her shirt off. He took his shirt off and pulled her pants off. Jay turned Bey around on her stomach and used his teeth and unstrapped her bra. Then he started placing kisses all along her back. He flipped her back over and started making his was down to her vagina. Jay took his tongue and licked all her juices up and started sucking and licking Bey’s insides. Bey was going crazy. She was holding on to the headboard for dear life. He looked up and smiled when he saw how she was moaning. Then he reached into his dresser and pulled out his gold condom (big dick ass). He didn’t give Bey any warning and went right in. She completely lost it

Bey: SHAAAAWWWN ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The room started to get hot and humid.He started to get rough and Bey actually liked it. He picked Bey up, put her up against the wall and started going ham.

Bey: Shiitttt! Fuck fuck fuck! Oh God, ahhhh!

Bey screamed as he fucked her harder.

Jay: Call me daddy!

Bey looked him like he was crazy and he smack her ass  

Bey: Ahhhh! Damn! Daddy!

Bey whimpered as he continued to be rough. He went deeper and the freak in Bey came out

Bey: Dadddddyyyy! Yes! Right there!

Jay: Damn. Shit. Fuck.

That’s all he could say.

Bey: I’m about t…….

Before she could even finish, cum started to flow down their legs and Jay eyes rolled back in his head as he came.

Jay: Damn girl! 

He set Bey down and she couldn’t feel her legs so she slid down the wall

Bey: Uhhh babe…can you put me in the bed

Jay: You alright?

Bey: I cant feel my legs

Jay: *laughing* Damn really

Bey: Yea…just pick me up and put me in the bed

Jay helps Bey get in the bed….they cuddle and fall asleep both smiling….They spent they Bey’s Last Day sightseeing and just enjoying each other’s company….Bey went back to Houston and Jay went to Miami….Months pass and Bey is now in London prepping for her first tour and she had to attend “The Fighting Temptations” premier….

Jay: *on the phone* Babe?

Bey: Yea?

Jay: So what is it you had to ask me?

Bey: Oh…ummm…….I was kind of wondering if you wanted to walk with me on the red carpet for my movie premier?

Jay: I would love to but I don’t think we should do that

Bey: What you mean?

Jay: I mean if we walked on the red carpet together then the tabloids would start talking and spreading rumors

Bey: I’m pretty sure they won’t be as harsh as they were when DC changed members

Jay: That’s true but I just think we should wait on the public appearances

Bey: Fine….I won’t ask again

Jay: Babe don’t be like that….we’ll make one one day…but I will come see one of your shows

Bey: Yea okay which one?

Jay: I don’t know yet but just know im coming to one

Bey: So it’s a surprise huh?

Jay: Yep

Bey: Okay can’t wait……. But I gotta get back to rehearsal

Jay: Okay love you

Bey: Love you too bye

Jay: Bye *hangs up*

Bey went to the premier and looked stunning as always…..Then her first tour as a solo artist started…During all the madness of touring Jay and Bey barley talked or even saw each other…So Jay decided to keep his word and surprise Bey and go to one of her shows….it’s the same show Usher danced with her during Naughty Girl…Now the show is over

*Backstage*

Bey: Hey Usher thanks for coming

Ush: No problem….so how are you and Jay?

Bey: I don’t really like to talk about it but we’re good I guess

Ush: You guess? You mean to tell me he not hitting it right?

Bey: OMG USH………I CANT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME THAT

Ush: Sorry….that was out of line

Bey: Yea it was….it’s just the whole touring thing is really making me miss him….havent spoken to him in a few days

Ush: I’m sorry….you have me to talk to

Bey: Thanks

Ush: Ugh Bey…..i know this is outta line again but

Bey: But what?

Ush grabbed Bey by her face and kissed her as passionate as he could

Bey: *pushes him off* BRUUHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Ush: I want you so bad Bey…..by the way you were grinding on me on stage I can tell you want me too

Jay: NAAA my guy by the way you just kissed my girl I can tell you want my foot up your ass

Friday, August 19, 2011

Surprise..........I guess you can call it that


The next day there’s a hard knock at the door. Bey look over and see Jay sleep. They were both still naked from the night before.

Bey: Now who the hell can this be knocking on my door this early in the morning.

It was Mathew....Bey got scared because Mathew told her not to let Jay stay the night (you know he over protective)….but little did he know Jay done did more than stay the night with Bey (if ya know what I mean)….So Bey made her way to the door hoping Jay wouldn’t do anything to give them away

Bey: *wrapping herself in a robe* Coming!

Mat: Took you long enough.

Bey: Well good morning to you too daddy

Mat: Oh my bad *kisses her forehead* Good morning baby girl….you look well rested

Bey: Thanks….So what’s up why you here?

Mat: Oh I was in town for some business and I wanted to see you before I got my day started…..is that a problem

Bey: No not at all

Mat: Wanna go get some breakfast with me?

Bey: Well………

Just as Bey was about to try and get him to leave…..there was a loud thud from her room

Mat: What the hell was that?

Bey: The shower rod probably fell again it’s no big deal I’ll put it back up

Mat: Oh….well since I’m here I’ll do it for you

Bey knew that wasn’t the shower rod that fell…..It was Jay doing something he wasn’t supposed to be

Bey: No dad it’s cool…I’ll fix it

Mat: DANG BeyoncĂ© chill….you been on edge ever since I got here……you not hiding anything are you?

Bey: UHHHHH…….Nope

Mat: Okay…well I guess I’ll leave then…..bye sweetheart

Bey: *kisses his cheek* Bye daddy…..love you

Mat: Love you too *leaves*

Bey: Thank God he’s gone

Bey went to go see what made that loud ass sound. She opened the bed room door and see Jay on the bed cracking up laughing.

Bey: What was that sound were you trying to get us caught?

Jay: Damn chill babe…….I was getting dress and my shirt got caught on my head somehow and I ran into the dresser, shit when that happen I was about to jump out the window.

Bey: *laughing* WOW and I thought I was clumsy

Jay got up and gave her a big bear hug. Bey was still in her robe and he took his hand and grabbed her ass.

Bey: Stop Jay

Jay: You wasn’t saying that last night,

Bey: *blushing* Shut up!

Jay: *kisses her* Ugh Bey I gotta go…..I have a meeting in a hour I still gotta go home and take a shower

Bey: You know you can shower here

Jay: Yea but my clothes and everything at my house

Bey: *sigh* Fine….I guess I’ll find something to do today

Jay let go of their bear hug and Bey walked him to the door.

Bey: Call me when you get out your meeting

Instead of answering he leaned over and gave her a kiss. Bey watched him as he walked away and got in the elevator….

Bey: I can get use to this.

Bey took a shower and decided to take a nap…..When she woke up she had 2 missed calls from Jay…..She calls him back

Jay: Hello?

Bey: Hey babe….I was sleep when you called….

Jay: Oh I see you still tired from what I put on ya huh?

Bey: *laughs* Shut up Jay

Jay: *chuckles* I know boo…but did I leave my chain at your house?


Bey: Yea I found it when you gone come and get it

Jay: I don’t know. I got to go to Miami for another meeting in a few.

Bey: Ugh really…..I was hoping I could see you again tonight….but I guess I’ll bug Solo or somebody

Jay: I’m sorry….it’s business…but when I get back in a couple days I’ll be all yours

Bey: A couple days!!!! I’ll be back in Texas by then

Jay: Damn baby….

Bey: Don’t worry....we’ll figure something out…well I’m finna get up and find someone to bother I’ll talk to you later

Jay: Okay then bye *hangs up*

Bey: *looks at phone* Well damn….I love you too

As Bey is putting some clothes on there’s a knock on the door

Bey: Coming!!! *opens the door*

Jay: Surprise!!!!!!!

Bey: What are you doing here….You’re gonna be late for your flight?

Jay: Naaaa I pushed my meeting back….

Bey: Why?

Jay: I can’t spend time with you before you go back to work?

Bey: Awwee baby that’s so sweet *kisses him*

Jay: Yea know

Bey: *laughs* You are so cocky

Jay: Yea I know….and you love it

Bey: That’s true

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Soul Mates


*All still sitting at the dinner table*

Tina: Okay Bey since me and Solo cooked you have to clean up the kitchen

Bey: But ma…

Jay: *interrupts* It’s okay Mrs. Knowles I’ll clean

All: You will?

Jay*chuckles* Yea…it’s the least I can do

Tina: *gets up* Well looks like you need to teach Bey about cleaning

Solo: Damn

Bey: Ma….really?

Tina: Baby I’m just teasing

Bey: Not funny

Jay: I thought I was

Solo: Damn

Tina: Solange shut up….come on so Jay can clean *they leave*

Bey just sits at the table pouting like the big baby she is while Jay is clearing the table

Jay: Babe…whats the matter?

Bey: Nothing

Jay: Well in that case can you help me

Bey: Jay..I….I………………..sure

Jay: Thank you

Jay washes the dishes as Bey clean the counter tops…………they cleaned the kitchen I silence…..

Jay: *drying the last dish* Bey

Bey: *silent*

Jay: Beyoncé

Bey: What Shawn?

Jay: You wanna tell me what’s the matter now?

Bey: Nothing

Jay:*hugs her from behind* Babe……I know something’s wrong….is it what your mom said?

Bey: Yea…she just made me feel worthless cause I don’t clean

Jay: *to himself* OMG here we go *out loud* She was just playing

Bey: Yea but you didn’t have to say it was funny……*walks away* that’s like you laughing at me

Jay: *sigh* Bey I wasn’t laughing at you….I was laughing at your mom

Bey: Okay if you say so……….i’m going to bed

Jay: So you not gonna walk me to the door?

Bey: Who said I wanted you to leave?

Jay: I just thought……….okay let’s get to bed then

Jay laid down on the bed, playing with his phone, and Bey went into the bathroom to take a shower. About twenty minutes later, Bey stepped out, dried off, and was just putting lotion on when the door swung open. Bey was so startled, she almost lost her balance.

Bey: *scrambling for her towel*  JAY!!!!!!!!

He grabbed it before she could, and tossed it into the bedroom.

Jay: Chill

He stood in front of her wearing nothing, and that was enough to shut her up.

Jay: I already seen you….. Ain’t nothin to hide

His hands slid over the smooth skin of her back, down to grip her ass and squeeze as his lips trailed over hers…..Her mind clicked off, going white as she pressed herself harder against him….Bey closed her eyes as he spread her apart, touched that one spot that drove Bey insane. Bey’s breathing came in uneven as he pressed harder, rubbed in circles.

Jay: *whispering in her ear* You like it

Bey: ummmm hmmmm 

Jay knew he had Bey, so he grinned and led her to the bed where he laid down, and she climbed on top of him, taking in his size. Bey was abruptly aware that they forgotten the condom, and started to protest, but as soon as their bodies started moving together, she was too far gone to care….Somehow Bey ended up halfway hanging over the edge of the bed, with Jay holding her ankles to his torso as he dipped in and out of her slow, teasing her into screaming dirty at him. Then suddenly, he started thrusting hard and fast, to the point where she could feel him in her abdomen. Bey gasped, too shocked to breathe as her eyes rolled back and she bit her bottom lip. After awhile of that, he pulled out abruptly, and she felt something slick run down her thigh.

Bey: WOW

Jay: Babe……that was

Both: AMAZING

Jay laid down on his back and Bey laid her head on his chest right over his heart……..His heart was still racing and as his pulse slowed down she noticed…..their heart beats were in sync……That could only mean one thing…..She finally found her soul mate

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Runs

Jay: Any more skeletons in your closet?

Bey: *ponders* Naaaahhhhh…..we’re good on this end….what about you?

Jay: Well how about I show you

Bey: Now? Mamma was coming back to fix dinner

Jay: Well in that case…..we can go any time you want…..we can go back to where I grew up

Bey: Okay deal

Jay: So some anniversary we had huh?

Bey: YEP……we will always remember it

Jay: I still thought it was great…..you turned me on when you got mad and called me a bitch

Bey: Oh yea *looks off in the distance* Sorry about that

Jay: Don’t worry boo…already forgiven

Bey: Thank you

Jay: Guess what

Bey: What babe?

Jay: I bought you a bracelet to match the necklace

Bey: AWWEEE Jay you didn’t have to

Jay: Yes I did….i have to shower my baby with nice things

Bey: No you don’t baby

Jay: Yes I do….that’s the only way I can show you how much I truly love you

Bey: Well if you did that then I would be a gold digger….and I’m not

Jay: That’s true

Bey: Shawn baby….You don't have treat me to these things of the world....You don't have to fly me away or buy a diamond key to unlock my heart….I'm not that kind of girl….Your immaterialized love is what I prefer

Jay: *looking her in her eyes* WOW babe….that’s some deep shit

Bey: Because it’s true

Jay: I always thought you had to buy material things to win over a woman’s heart

Bey: No babe….the material things will one day disappear and what will you be left with? Nothing…..you just have to be you

Jay: Well I was just myself

Bey: *confused* What?

Jay: 5…….4…….3…….2…..

Bey: What’s that smell…..Jay did you just let one lose…………..HOE MY GAWD *covers nose* YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK JAY YOU COULD’VE WARNED ME OR SOMETHING

Jay: *crying laughing* Sorry babe….ever since that dinner my mom cooked my stomach aint been right since

Bey: *runs and gets air freshener* DAMN BABY YOU NEED TO GO CHECK YOUR BOXERS….MAKE SURE YOU DIDN’T DROP A TURD

Jay: Can I have the air freshener please *holds stomach* I need to use your bathroom

Bey: *hands him can*

Jay: Your bathroom gone need Jesus and all of Jerusalem when I get done…OH GAWD *holds stomach and ass and runs to the restroom*

Bey: *laughs* He is a fool

Just as Bey is getting settled on the couch Mamma Tina and Solo walks on with their arms filled with grocery bags

Bey: Hey guys

Tina: Hey baby….you seem like you’re in a better mood

Bey: I am

Solo: Did you and Jay work things out?

Bey: Yes we did

Tina: That’s good baby….well invite him over for dinner

Bey: He’ll be here

Jay: *comes back in the living* UHHH babe you need a new can 
of………..Oh hey Mrs. Knowles….Hey Solange

Both: Hey Jay

Bey: See told you he’ll be here

Solo: Smart ass

Bey: *laughs* Solo I know you’re not talking

Bey and Solo go back and forth teasing each other and Jay and Mamma Tina just laughing at them….

Tina: Okay you two….Solo come help me cook

Solo: But ma….its Bey’s house let her

Bey: Now we all know I can’t cook for nothing

Solo: That’s true….okay ma here I come *leaves*

Jay: You and your sister are a trip

Bey: *lays her head on his chest* That’s my baby…love her to death

Jay: yea I can tell

Bey and Jay talk until Mamma Tina calls them to the dinner table….they all sit around talking and for once Jay felt like he really belonged in their family….they showed him so much love…he laughed and showed them why Bey fell in love with him….