Sunday, October 30, 2011

He did Not........

*Flashback*

Bey is back in Houston enjoying her lil break before going on tour. Mathew and Tina went out of town for some alone time and its just Bey and Solo at the house, looking at each other bored.

Solo: Soooooo Thu?

Bey: What?

Solo: Let's have a party....like an old school house party

Bey: ha ha you funny

Solo: No seriously thu. I just can't sit here and stare at you for the rest of the week...I mean I love you and all but I just can't do that.

Bey: Wellll *thinks* okay but if mom and dad find out and anything gets broken don't blame me. It was your idea

Solo: Yea yea whatever

Bey: when you wanna have it?

Solo: The day after tomorrow (Friday)

Bey: okay well you're buying and planing everything....imma just show up

Solo: really? You not gone help?

Bey: Nope *phone rings* okay Solo get out my room

Solo: is that Jay?

Bey: yea now get out so I can talk to him *phone still ringing*

Solo: y'all gone have phone sex?

Bey: The fuck? Get out

Solo: Okay fine I'll just have phone sex with Daniel then *Leaves*

Bey: *disgusted look* HELLLLLLLO?

Jay: Well damn it took you long enough

Bey: yea

Jay: What's wrong with you?

Bey: I'm just a little disgusted right now

Jay: Why? What happened?

Bey: it's just sum Solo said....that's all....but ummm can you come down here tomorrow

Jay: Why wassup?

Bey: We're having house party and I want my baby here

Jay: What y'all know about house parties? 

Bey: Oh yea I forgot you was partying with Jesus and his disciples back in the day. So you know all about house parties

Jay: -____- Really Beyonce? Shits not funny

Bey: babe it was a joke lighten up

Jay: still it wasn't funny

Bey: Okay sorry *doorbell rings* ugggggh hold on Jay someone at the door *runs to the door* Who is it? *no answer* *cautiously opens door*

Jay: So am I too early for the party?

Bey: Jay there's this guy that looks and sound just like you at my front door (-____- really Bey?)

Jay: *takes her phone* Beyonce if you don't hang up the damn phone and act like you're happy to see me

Bey: *hugs and kisses him* ya know I'm always happy to see you

They go get Jay settled in Bey's room and act all lovey dovey for the rest of the night. The next day Solo is gone buying the decorations and food for the party. FINALLY it's time for the party, Bey and Jay take their time getting ready and Solo is running around like a chicken with it's head cut off making sure everything is perfect. Shortly after people started showing up. The party guests are people that went to high school with Solo, Daniel, and of course Angie and Ty with their "date". About an hour after the party started Bey went downstairs then Jay. Two of the guest were letting the alcohol get to them so they started fighting. Solo was no where in sight to break it up so Jay did while Bey went to find Solo. She looked all over the house and guess where she found her!!!!! In the laundry room fucking Daniel. 

Solo: OH SHIT BEY!!!!!!

Bey: *closes door and go back to where Jay was*

Jay: did you find her?

Bey: *nods head*

Solo: Bey I can explain

Bey: Solo............I just hope he had on a condom

Solo: *thinking* Shit he didn't *outloud* Bey ummmm 

Bey: Save it....just enjoy your party and make sure thy don't break nothing *leaves*

*Reality*

Jay: Uhhh babe *snaps* Beyonce

Bey: huh? Whuuuuu? 

Jay: you okay? 

Bey: Solo's pregnant 

Jay: *thinking* Damn it *outloud* Uhhh how far along is she?

Bey: Like a month almost two

Jay: *thinking* Uhhh ohhhhh *outloud* Beyonce we need to talk....it's important





TBC..

S/O to my sis RAE ( @RaeLuvsBEY) for doing this update.. she needed to pay child support!   i had writers block.. LMAO  and go check out her Blog, ( jayoncechroniclesfulfilled.tumblr.com )  :)))

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Counter Top...

Okay so we left off with Jay and bey having some awesome sex , in the car.. and just when they both were about to climax there was a knock on the window. hmmm, who could it bey?


bey: * Lets down window with caution*
it was an officer.
bey: yes officer is there a problem?
officer: i should be asking you two the same thing.
bey: * chokes up* why so officer.
officer: well it's ten O'clock at night, and your pulled over on the side of the rode in the middle of nowhere.
bey: *ponders up a lie* Well, you see officer we....*officer interrupts*
officer: WIAT A MINUTE! CAN YOU PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR MA'AM.
bey: *gets out nervous as hell*
officer: HOLLY SHIT ! YOUR BEYONCE ! && THAT MUST BEY JAY !  I LOVE,, I MEAN MY DAUGHTER LOVES YOU! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH,,,,,,,FOR,,,FOR MY DAUGHTER OF COURSE..
bey: * laughs hysterically * Of Course you can ! * signs his autograph and gets back into the car*
officer: *slaps the top of the car* you two have a nice day now, sorry for the bother.
bey: oh please, it was no bother, ur just doing your job * fake smile* *drives off* damn that was close, !
jay: hell yea, if he would have found out i just got done fucking the life out of you, it would have been allllll over the news and press..
bey: Yea, good thing he didnt... That was Exciting though!
jay: super ! we should do it again one day.
bey: fashoww!


bey and jay finally make it to jays house.
bey: baby ! , can you cook for me?? im hungry !
jay: fuck no!
bey: * blank stare*
jay: aha! just kidding baby!, what do you want chef boy r JAY,, to cook for you??
bey: surprise me..
jay ends up cooking bey some Steak & Veggies, with a side of champaign !
he feeds bey a piece of steak with his hands. Bey eats it off in the most sexiest way possible, sucking on jays fingers at the same time.
bey: mmmm, delish ! *kisses jay*
jay: mmm,, gull, you just don't know what those lips do to me ! they send me to a whole different planet ! i mean ,, every time you kiss me, my dick jumps ! hahaha
bey: *laughs her ass off* *kisses him* really *kiss* everytime? *kiss* let me check *puts her hand on his dick *kiss* *jump* kiss* jump* kiss* awwww! how cute.
jay: *pushes bey off!* man, Stop Teasing  ! finish your food so i can tear that ass up ! 
bey: oh really?? * kisses jay with tongue and all*  jay gets hard.
jay: oh see you done fucked up now ( joking voice) * picks bey up and put her on the counter* 
bey: jayyy, nooo! im hungry.....* giving in to his kisses* jayy waitt,, pleasseee... ahhhhhhhh! * jay inserts* 
They make Love on the counter Top for The next thirty minutes until they get tired . 
bey: damn that was so good, i wanna make you some hamburger helper... but you already cooked so i guess we can just eat that.
jay: ahahaha! damn i love you, your the fuckin' best!
bey: I love you too BooBoo! 
They eat && go to sleep !
* The next morning* 
bey Looks at her phone and she has 37 missed calls from solo.
bey: damn wtf ! hurry's & calls back.
solo: *depressed voice* Bey, i have something to tell you.
bey: what??
solo: *tells bey what she has to tell her*
bey drops the phone in disbelief and buries her face in the palms of her hands.. 


TBC ! ....

Who's at the window Though??

HEY GUYS !! I'VE MISSED YOU! :DD  I been Too Too Busy ! but ,,, IM BACK NOW ! I Apologize for not updating in so long. My Blogging parter Raven just bailed on me!!  but its okay i still love her !  But do me a favor and Go harass her on twitter and tell her to pay her kids a visit, they miss her ! :D @RAELuvsBEY !! (Love u sis) 
Okay on with the story ! When we left off ,Usher had came on to bey and kissed her, bey pushed him off and looked at him like he was stupid, just as jay walked in and saw it all.  Lets see how this all plays out .

Usher: Nigguh you aint gone put yo foot up nobody's ass !
Jay Slowly moved closer to usher with the meanest mug on his face, he was 2.5 inches away from ushers face as he begin to speak with the most deepest, threatening, fearless tone he has ever spoken with. " nigguh what did u just say" Usher took to steps back, pulled his pants up and said, " bruh is you deaf? simple? or just plain slow? ... i said you, as in Jay mother fuckin Z, aint gone put ,,,, your foot,,,,,, up ,,, NO BODY'S,,, ASS!  Did u hear that??" Jay Looked at bey, looked back at Ush, and punched the living shits out of him... Bey: dayyyuuummmm! usher's knees buckled and he fell to the ground ( one hitter quitter )..
jay: babe lets go !  Bey grabs her shit and they leave.
**IN THE CAR**
jay: did you lead him on...
bey: whatt?? jay c'mon now! u know i wouldn't do that.
jay: yea, i know.. im sorry for even inquiring..
bey: mhm..
jay: so how was the show?
bey: fine..
jay: why u being so short...
bey: im sorry, i guess im just a lil tired
deep down, bey was really feeling a little guilty for the way she grinned on him during the performance, but she didn't want to say anything because she knew jay would blow up. so she just kept it too herself.
jay: so you gone act salty all night.
bey: no babe, i missed you. * starts kissing his neck*
jay: don't start now, im driving.. girl you gone make me pull this car over..
bey: whos... *kiss* stopping..  *kiss*... you *kiss & suck*
jay: ohhh shit ! i missed those lips ! * pulls over * i have to have you now !  * turns his head and starts kissing beys lips and caressing her breast...
bey: mmm,, I've missed you so much ! 
jay lets his seat back and jay climbs on top of him, on her way over she honks the horn with her ass and they both start to CTFUU!,, Jay grips her big supple ass, as they continue to make out. bey puts both of her legs on top of jays shoulders ( flexible as hell) as they protrude into the back seat. Bey has on this short ass freakem' dress  with a cheetah print G-string that is now on the heal of her Louis vuitton red bottoms ! (damn Bey wild as hell) They continue to exchange saliva while bey is reaching down to unzip jays pants..
" mmmm, i see your ready for mama"   jay> " i hope mama's ready for daddy "  Jay Flips bey over and shoves his 13 1/2 dick in beys kitty, bey gasped so loud she almost choked on her damn tongue.. " oh shit boo,, did you grown..??"  jay *still pumping * " well uhh,, aha, ya know! " They just getting it in like this is the last time they ever going to see each other, then suddenly.. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK * ! Jay: OH SHIT !!  Jay hops over to the passenger seat and bey sits up in the driver seat. Luckily the windows where fogged so they could'nt see inside the car, whoever it was..  Bey: damn jay !! what we gone do?? this shit is gone be all over the news if its the pops! fuck fuck shit! *KNOCK KNOCK* jay: Look just calm down, and act natural! okay! bey: alright alright *begins to roll the window down* jay : WAIIIIT!  bey: WHATT!! jay: Get your G-sting out your Hair. Bey: * untangles her G-string from her lace front* oopps! okay.. *lets down window with caution* 

TBC ! ....

I know its short, but im gonna update again tonight before i go to bed ! :D && don't forget to Harass  Follow @RAELuvsBEY on twitter ! & Tell her to come visit her kids ! ^__^ ! 

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Tragedy....Happiness....Foot Up Your Ass?


Bey finish getting dressed and her and Jay went to out to lunch

*at the restaurant*

Jay: So Bey can I tell you something

Bey: *still eating* YEP I’m all ears

Jay: It’s about my past

Bey: *stops and look at Jay* What is it?

Jay: So as you know I’ve had my share of women…

Bey: Yea…but I don’t care cause you’re with me now

Jay: Yea but there was this one that was special….we dated for 5 years

Bey: She was real special….what happened?

Jay: I cheated…..and dogged her out

Bey: Did you ever hit her?

Jay: No…..i would never hit a woman……punk ass niggas do that shit

Bey: Okay continue

Jay: When I say special I mean it by she was pregnant

Bey: You have a kid?

Jay: DAMN BEY WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH THE STORY!?!?!

Bey: Damn my bad…..continue

Jay: Well she lost the baby in a miscarriage. Well still born….it was my first son and he looked just like me too….We named him Corey…..and today would be his 9th birthday

Bey: Awwee baby I’m so sorry to hear that

Jay: It’s okay

Bey: How did you get over it?

Jay: Now, obviously, miscarriages happen everywhere, to anyone, but back then I felt like it was my fault….I stressed her out by running up behind these video hoes and not going home to her….I mean when I was there for her I was there for her….doctor visits, ultra sounds, the whole nine….but I wasn’t ready and neither was she….I mean once she lost the baby we broke up and went our separate ways….i still haven’t truly got over it

Bey: Do you still talk to her?

Jay: Naaa only if I see her around we speak but that’s about it

Bey: Babe I’m sorry

Jay: Don’t be….just look at it as God’s ways of telling us it was time for us to move on

Bey: Yea okay

Jay: C’mon lets go back to my place

*Jay’s Place*

Jay: Well what movie you wanna watch?

Bey: It doesn’t matter

Jay: REALLY? Usually you always pick some sappy chick flick

Bey: Just pick before I change my mind

Jay: Okay Final Destination 2 it is then

Jay pops in the movie and sit next to Bey on the couch and put his head in her lap and looked up at her

Jay: Babe

Bey: Yes?

Jay: Thank you for listening to me today at lunch

Bey: No problem baby….that’s what I’m here for

Jay: Yea I see those big ass ears come in handy

Bey: You got jokes huh?

Jay: Well ya know

Bey: So what your big ass lips good for?

Jay: Well………

Jay sat up and started kissing Bey….he pulled Bey closer to him and Bey sat in his lap like she was straddling him….Bey started kissing his neck. Jay stretched his neck out some more so Bey could kiss more of it. Bey could tell he like it because he started grabbing her ass. Jay could feel Bey’s wetness and boy did Jay enjoy it. Jay picked Bey up while she was sucking on his neck. He picked her up and took her to his bed room. He laid her down and they started making out. Their kisses were getting wild as he started taking her shirt off. He took his shirt off and pulled her pants off. Jay turned Bey around on her stomach and used his teeth and unstrapped her bra. Then he started placing kisses all along her back. He flipped her back over and started making his was down to her vagina. Jay took his tongue and licked all her juices up and started sucking and licking Bey’s insides. Bey was going crazy. She was holding on to the headboard for dear life. He looked up and smiled when he saw how she was moaning. Then he reached into his dresser and pulled out his gold condom (big dick ass). He didn’t give Bey any warning and went right in. She completely lost it

Bey: SHAAAAWWWN ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The room started to get hot and humid.He started to get rough and Bey actually liked it. He picked Bey up, put her up against the wall and started going ham.

Bey: Shiitttt! Fuck fuck fuck! Oh God, ahhhh!

Bey screamed as he fucked her harder.

Jay: Call me daddy!

Bey looked him like he was crazy and he smack her ass  

Bey: Ahhhh! Damn! Daddy!

Bey whimpered as he continued to be rough. He went deeper and the freak in Bey came out

Bey: Dadddddyyyy! Yes! Right there!

Jay: Damn. Shit. Fuck.

That’s all he could say.

Bey: I’m about t…….

Before she could even finish, cum started to flow down their legs and Jay eyes rolled back in his head as he came.

Jay: Damn girl! 

He set Bey down and she couldn’t feel her legs so she slid down the wall

Bey: Uhhh babe…can you put me in the bed

Jay: You alright?

Bey: I cant feel my legs

Jay: *laughing* Damn really

Bey: Yea…just pick me up and put me in the bed

Jay helps Bey get in the bed….they cuddle and fall asleep both smiling….They spent they Bey’s Last Day sightseeing and just enjoying each other’s company….Bey went back to Houston and Jay went to Miami….Months pass and Bey is now in London prepping for her first tour and she had to attend “The Fighting Temptations” premier….

Jay: *on the phone* Babe?

Bey: Yea?

Jay: So what is it you had to ask me?

Bey: Oh…ummm…….I was kind of wondering if you wanted to walk with me on the red carpet for my movie premier?

Jay: I would love to but I don’t think we should do that

Bey: What you mean?

Jay: I mean if we walked on the red carpet together then the tabloids would start talking and spreading rumors

Bey: I’m pretty sure they won’t be as harsh as they were when DC changed members

Jay: That’s true but I just think we should wait on the public appearances

Bey: Fine….I won’t ask again

Jay: Babe don’t be like that….we’ll make one one day…but I will come see one of your shows

Bey: Yea okay which one?

Jay: I don’t know yet but just know im coming to one

Bey: So it’s a surprise huh?

Jay: Yep

Bey: Okay can’t wait……. But I gotta get back to rehearsal

Jay: Okay love you

Bey: Love you too bye

Jay: Bye *hangs up*

Bey went to the premier and looked stunning as always…..Then her first tour as a solo artist started…During all the madness of touring Jay and Bey barley talked or even saw each other…So Jay decided to keep his word and surprise Bey and go to one of her shows….it’s the same show Usher danced with her during Naughty Girl…Now the show is over

*Backstage*

Bey: Hey Usher thanks for coming

Ush: No problem….so how are you and Jay?

Bey: I don’t really like to talk about it but we’re good I guess

Ush: You guess? You mean to tell me he not hitting it right?

Bey: OMG USH………I CANT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME THAT

Ush: Sorry….that was out of line

Bey: Yea it was….it’s just the whole touring thing is really making me miss him….havent spoken to him in a few days

Ush: I’m sorry….you have me to talk to

Bey: Thanks

Ush: Ugh Bey…..i know this is outta line again but

Bey: But what?

Ush grabbed Bey by her face and kissed her as passionate as he could

Bey: *pushes him off* BRUUHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Ush: I want you so bad Bey…..by the way you were grinding on me on stage I can tell you want me too

Jay: NAAA my guy by the way you just kissed my girl I can tell you want my foot up your ass

Friday, August 19, 2011

Surprise..........I guess you can call it that


The next day there’s a hard knock at the door. Bey look over and see Jay sleep. They were both still naked from the night before.

Bey: Now who the hell can this be knocking on my door this early in the morning.

It was Mathew....Bey got scared because Mathew told her not to let Jay stay the night (you know he over protective)….but little did he know Jay done did more than stay the night with Bey (if ya know what I mean)….So Bey made her way to the door hoping Jay wouldn’t do anything to give them away

Bey: *wrapping herself in a robe* Coming!

Mat: Took you long enough.

Bey: Well good morning to you too daddy

Mat: Oh my bad *kisses her forehead* Good morning baby girl….you look well rested

Bey: Thanks….So what’s up why you here?

Mat: Oh I was in town for some business and I wanted to see you before I got my day started…..is that a problem

Bey: No not at all

Mat: Wanna go get some breakfast with me?

Bey: Well………

Just as Bey was about to try and get him to leave…..there was a loud thud from her room

Mat: What the hell was that?

Bey: The shower rod probably fell again it’s no big deal I’ll put it back up

Mat: Oh….well since I’m here I’ll do it for you

Bey knew that wasn’t the shower rod that fell…..It was Jay doing something he wasn’t supposed to be

Bey: No dad it’s cool…I’ll fix it

Mat: DANG BeyoncĂ© chill….you been on edge ever since I got here……you not hiding anything are you?

Bey: UHHHHH…….Nope

Mat: Okay…well I guess I’ll leave then…..bye sweetheart

Bey: *kisses his cheek* Bye daddy…..love you

Mat: Love you too *leaves*

Bey: Thank God he’s gone

Bey went to go see what made that loud ass sound. She opened the bed room door and see Jay on the bed cracking up laughing.

Bey: What was that sound were you trying to get us caught?

Jay: Damn chill babe…….I was getting dress and my shirt got caught on my head somehow and I ran into the dresser, shit when that happen I was about to jump out the window.

Bey: *laughing* WOW and I thought I was clumsy

Jay got up and gave her a big bear hug. Bey was still in her robe and he took his hand and grabbed her ass.

Bey: Stop Jay

Jay: You wasn’t saying that last night,

Bey: *blushing* Shut up!

Jay: *kisses her* Ugh Bey I gotta go…..I have a meeting in a hour I still gotta go home and take a shower

Bey: You know you can shower here

Jay: Yea but my clothes and everything at my house

Bey: *sigh* Fine….I guess I’ll find something to do today

Jay let go of their bear hug and Bey walked him to the door.

Bey: Call me when you get out your meeting

Instead of answering he leaned over and gave her a kiss. Bey watched him as he walked away and got in the elevator….

Bey: I can get use to this.

Bey took a shower and decided to take a nap…..When she woke up she had 2 missed calls from Jay…..She calls him back

Jay: Hello?

Bey: Hey babe….I was sleep when you called….

Jay: Oh I see you still tired from what I put on ya huh?

Bey: *laughs* Shut up Jay

Jay: *chuckles* I know boo…but did I leave my chain at your house?


Bey: Yea I found it when you gone come and get it

Jay: I don’t know. I got to go to Miami for another meeting in a few.

Bey: Ugh really…..I was hoping I could see you again tonight….but I guess I’ll bug Solo or somebody

Jay: I’m sorry….it’s business…but when I get back in a couple days I’ll be all yours

Bey: A couple days!!!! I’ll be back in Texas by then

Jay: Damn baby….

Bey: Don’t worry....we’ll figure something out…well I’m finna get up and find someone to bother I’ll talk to you later

Jay: Okay then bye *hangs up*

Bey: *looks at phone* Well damn….I love you too

As Bey is putting some clothes on there’s a knock on the door

Bey: Coming!!! *opens the door*

Jay: Surprise!!!!!!!

Bey: What are you doing here….You’re gonna be late for your flight?

Jay: Naaaa I pushed my meeting back….

Bey: Why?

Jay: I can’t spend time with you before you go back to work?

Bey: Awwee baby that’s so sweet *kisses him*

Jay: Yea know

Bey: *laughs* You are so cocky

Jay: Yea I know….and you love it

Bey: That’s true