Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Counter Top...

Okay so we left off with Jay and bey having some awesome sex , in the car.. and just when they both were about to climax there was a knock on the window. hmmm, who could it bey?


bey: * Lets down window with caution*
it was an officer.
bey: yes officer is there a problem?
officer: i should be asking you two the same thing.
bey: * chokes up* why so officer.
officer: well it's ten O'clock at night, and your pulled over on the side of the rode in the middle of nowhere.
bey: *ponders up a lie* Well, you see officer we....*officer interrupts*
officer: WIAT A MINUTE! CAN YOU PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR MA'AM.
bey: *gets out nervous as hell*
officer: HOLLY SHIT ! YOUR BEYONCE ! && THAT MUST BEY JAY !  I LOVE,, I MEAN MY DAUGHTER LOVES YOU! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH,,,,,,,FOR,,,FOR MY DAUGHTER OF COURSE..
bey: * laughs hysterically * Of Course you can ! * signs his autograph and gets back into the car*
officer: *slaps the top of the car* you two have a nice day now, sorry for the bother.
bey: oh please, it was no bother, ur just doing your job * fake smile* *drives off* damn that was close, !
jay: hell yea, if he would have found out i just got done fucking the life out of you, it would have been allllll over the news and press..
bey: Yea, good thing he didnt... That was Exciting though!
jay: super ! we should do it again one day.
bey: fashoww!


bey and jay finally make it to jays house.
bey: baby ! , can you cook for me?? im hungry !
jay: fuck no!
bey: * blank stare*
jay: aha! just kidding baby!, what do you want chef boy r JAY,, to cook for you??
bey: surprise me..
jay ends up cooking bey some Steak & Veggies, with a side of champaign !
he feeds bey a piece of steak with his hands. Bey eats it off in the most sexiest way possible, sucking on jays fingers at the same time.
bey: mmmm, delish ! *kisses jay*
jay: mmm,, gull, you just don't know what those lips do to me ! they send me to a whole different planet ! i mean ,, every time you kiss me, my dick jumps ! hahaha
bey: *laughs her ass off* *kisses him* really *kiss* everytime? *kiss* let me check *puts her hand on his dick *kiss* *jump* kiss* jump* kiss* awwww! how cute.
jay: *pushes bey off!* man, Stop Teasing  ! finish your food so i can tear that ass up ! 
bey: oh really?? * kisses jay with tongue and all*  jay gets hard.
jay: oh see you done fucked up now ( joking voice) * picks bey up and put her on the counter* 
bey: jayyy, nooo! im hungry.....* giving in to his kisses* jayy waitt,, pleasseee... ahhhhhhhh! * jay inserts* 
They make Love on the counter Top for The next thirty minutes until they get tired . 
bey: damn that was so good, i wanna make you some hamburger helper... but you already cooked so i guess we can just eat that.
jay: ahahaha! damn i love you, your the fuckin' best!
bey: I love you too BooBoo! 
They eat && go to sleep !
* The next morning* 
bey Looks at her phone and she has 37 missed calls from solo.
bey: damn wtf ! hurry's & calls back.
solo: *depressed voice* Bey, i have something to tell you.
bey: what??
solo: *tells bey what she has to tell her*
bey drops the phone in disbelief and buries her face in the palms of her hands.. 


TBC ! ....

3 comments:

  1. ooh that was steamy ;D (and that was so cute when jay's dick kept jumping lmfaooooo)

    and i betchu solo said that she's preggo.....smh

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  2. lmao at the cop..shit was too funny..and bey and jay sex scenes are the fucking best lol...i wonder what solo said to bey.im anxious to know..great post.update soon..

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  3. Dat wuz funny nd I bet bey and jay sex life is jst like dat they sex scenes r da best nd I'm wonder wat dat phone call wuz bout with solo update soon plz becuz y'all stories r good

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