Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Counter Top...

Okay so we left off with Jay and bey having some awesome sex , in the car.. and just when they both were about to climax there was a knock on the window. hmmm, who could it bey?


bey: * Lets down window with caution*
it was an officer.
bey: yes officer is there a problem?
officer: i should be asking you two the same thing.
bey: * chokes up* why so officer.
officer: well it's ten O'clock at night, and your pulled over on the side of the rode in the middle of nowhere.
bey: *ponders up a lie* Well, you see officer we....*officer interrupts*
officer: WIAT A MINUTE! CAN YOU PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR MA'AM.
bey: *gets out nervous as hell*
officer: HOLLY SHIT ! YOUR BEYONCE ! && THAT MUST BEY JAY !  I LOVE,, I MEAN MY DAUGHTER LOVES YOU! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH,,,,,,,FOR,,,FOR MY DAUGHTER OF COURSE..
bey: * laughs hysterically * Of Course you can ! * signs his autograph and gets back into the car*
officer: *slaps the top of the car* you two have a nice day now, sorry for the bother.
bey: oh please, it was no bother, ur just doing your job * fake smile* *drives off* damn that was close, !
jay: hell yea, if he would have found out i just got done fucking the life out of you, it would have been allllll over the news and press..
bey: Yea, good thing he didnt... That was Exciting though!
jay: super ! we should do it again one day.
bey: fashoww!


bey and jay finally make it to jays house.
bey: baby ! , can you cook for me?? im hungry !
jay: fuck no!
bey: * blank stare*
jay: aha! just kidding baby!, what do you want chef boy r JAY,, to cook for you??
bey: surprise me..
jay ends up cooking bey some Steak & Veggies, with a side of champaign !
he feeds bey a piece of steak with his hands. Bey eats it off in the most sexiest way possible, sucking on jays fingers at the same time.
bey: mmmm, delish ! *kisses jay*
jay: mmm,, gull, you just don't know what those lips do to me ! they send me to a whole different planet ! i mean ,, every time you kiss me, my dick jumps ! hahaha
bey: *laughs her ass off* *kisses him* really *kiss* everytime? *kiss* let me check *puts her hand on his dick *kiss* *jump* kiss* jump* kiss* awwww! how cute.
jay: *pushes bey off!* man, Stop Teasing  ! finish your food so i can tear that ass up ! 
bey: oh really?? * kisses jay with tongue and all*  jay gets hard.
jay: oh see you done fucked up now ( joking voice) * picks bey up and put her on the counter* 
bey: jayyy, nooo! im hungry.....* giving in to his kisses* jayy waitt,, pleasseee... ahhhhhhhh! * jay inserts* 
They make Love on the counter Top for The next thirty minutes until they get tired . 
bey: damn that was so good, i wanna make you some hamburger helper... but you already cooked so i guess we can just eat that.
jay: ahahaha! damn i love you, your the fuckin' best!
bey: I love you too BooBoo! 
They eat && go to sleep !
* The next morning* 
bey Looks at her phone and she has 37 missed calls from solo.
bey: damn wtf ! hurry's & calls back.
solo: *depressed voice* Bey, i have something to tell you.
bey: what??
solo: *tells bey what she has to tell her*
bey drops the phone in disbelief and buries her face in the palms of her hands.. 


TBC ! ....

Who's at the window Though??

HEY GUYS !! I'VE MISSED YOU! :DD  I been Too Too Busy ! but ,,, IM BACK NOW ! I Apologize for not updating in so long. My Blogging parter Raven just bailed on me!!  but its okay i still love her !  But do me a favor and Go harass her on twitter and tell her to pay her kids a visit, they miss her ! :D @RAELuvsBEY !! (Love u sis) 
Okay on with the story ! When we left off ,Usher had came on to bey and kissed her, bey pushed him off and looked at him like he was stupid, just as jay walked in and saw it all.  Lets see how this all plays out .

Usher: Nigguh you aint gone put yo foot up nobody's ass !
Jay Slowly moved closer to usher with the meanest mug on his face, he was 2.5 inches away from ushers face as he begin to speak with the most deepest, threatening, fearless tone he has ever spoken with. " nigguh what did u just say" Usher took to steps back, pulled his pants up and said, " bruh is you deaf? simple? or just plain slow? ... i said you, as in Jay mother fuckin Z, aint gone put ,,,, your foot,,,,,, up ,,, NO BODY'S,,, ASS!  Did u hear that??" Jay Looked at bey, looked back at Ush, and punched the living shits out of him... Bey: dayyyuuummmm! usher's knees buckled and he fell to the ground ( one hitter quitter )..
jay: babe lets go !  Bey grabs her shit and they leave.
**IN THE CAR**
jay: did you lead him on...
bey: whatt?? jay c'mon now! u know i wouldn't do that.
jay: yea, i know.. im sorry for even inquiring..
bey: mhm..
jay: so how was the show?
bey: fine..
jay: why u being so short...
bey: im sorry, i guess im just a lil tired
deep down, bey was really feeling a little guilty for the way she grinned on him during the performance, but she didn't want to say anything because she knew jay would blow up. so she just kept it too herself.
jay: so you gone act salty all night.
bey: no babe, i missed you. * starts kissing his neck*
jay: don't start now, im driving.. girl you gone make me pull this car over..
bey: whos... *kiss* stopping..  *kiss*... you *kiss & suck*
jay: ohhh shit ! i missed those lips ! * pulls over * i have to have you now !  * turns his head and starts kissing beys lips and caressing her breast...
bey: mmm,, I've missed you so much ! 
jay lets his seat back and jay climbs on top of him, on her way over she honks the horn with her ass and they both start to CTFUU!,, Jay grips her big supple ass, as they continue to make out. bey puts both of her legs on top of jays shoulders ( flexible as hell) as they protrude into the back seat. Bey has on this short ass freakem' dress  with a cheetah print G-string that is now on the heal of her Louis vuitton red bottoms ! (damn Bey wild as hell) They continue to exchange saliva while bey is reaching down to unzip jays pants..
" mmmm, i see your ready for mama"   jay> " i hope mama's ready for daddy "  Jay Flips bey over and shoves his 13 1/2 dick in beys kitty, bey gasped so loud she almost choked on her damn tongue.. " oh shit boo,, did you grown..??"  jay *still pumping * " well uhh,, aha, ya know! " They just getting it in like this is the last time they ever going to see each other, then suddenly.. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK * ! Jay: OH SHIT !!  Jay hops over to the passenger seat and bey sits up in the driver seat. Luckily the windows where fogged so they could'nt see inside the car, whoever it was..  Bey: damn jay !! what we gone do?? this shit is gone be all over the news if its the pops! fuck fuck shit! *KNOCK KNOCK* jay: Look just calm down, and act natural! okay! bey: alright alright *begins to roll the window down* jay : WAIIIIT!  bey: WHATT!! jay: Get your G-sting out your Hair. Bey: * untangles her G-string from her lace front* oopps! okay.. *lets down window with caution* 

TBC ! ....

I know its short, but im gonna update again tonight before i go to bed ! :D && don't forget to Harass  Follow @RAELuvsBEY on twitter ! & Tell her to come visit her kids ! ^__^ !