Bey is back in Houston enjoying her lil break before going on tour. Mathew and Tina went out of town for some alone time and its just Bey and Solo at the house, looking at each other bored.
Solo: Soooooo Thu?
Bey: What?
Solo: Let's have a party....like an old school house party
Bey: ha ha you funny
Solo: No seriously thu. I just can't sit here and stare at you for the rest of the week...I mean I love you and all but I just can't do that.
Bey: Wellll *thinks* okay but if mom and dad find out and anything gets broken don't blame me. It was your idea
Solo: Yea yea whatever
Bey: when you wanna have it?
Solo: The day after tomorrow (Friday)
Bey: okay well you're buying and planing everything....imma just show up
Solo: really? You not gone help?
Bey: Nope *phone rings* okay Solo get out my room
Solo: is that Jay?
Bey: yea now get out so I can talk to him *phone still ringing*
Solo: y'all gone have phone sex?
Bey: The fuck? Get out
Solo: Okay fine I'll just have phone sex with Daniel then *Leaves*
Bey: *disgusted look* HELLLLLLLO?
Jay: Well damn it took you long enough
Bey: yea
Jay: What's wrong with you?
Bey: I'm just a little disgusted right now
Jay: Why? What happened?
Bey: it's just sum Solo said....that's all....but ummm can you come down here tomorrow
Jay: Why wassup?
Bey: We're having house party and I want my baby here
Jay: What y'all know about house parties?
Bey: Oh yea I forgot you was partying with Jesus and his disciples back in the day. So you know all about house parties
Jay: -____- Really Beyonce? Shits not funny
Bey: babe it was a joke lighten up
Jay: still it wasn't funny
Bey: Okay sorry *doorbell rings* ugggggh hold on Jay someone at the door *runs to the door* Who is it? *no answer* *cautiously opens door*
Jay: So am I too early for the party?
Bey: Jay there's this guy that looks and sound just like you at my front door (-____- really Bey?)
Jay: *takes her phone* Beyonce if you don't hang up the damn phone and act like you're happy to see me
Bey: *hugs and kisses him* ya know I'm always happy to see you
They go get Jay settled in Bey's room and act all lovey dovey for the rest of the night. The next day Solo is gone buying the decorations and food for the party. FINALLY it's time for the party, Bey and Jay take their time getting ready and Solo is running around like a chicken with it's head cut off making sure everything is perfect. Shortly after people started showing up. The party guests are people that went to high school with Solo, Daniel, and of course Angie and Ty with their "date". About an hour after the party started Bey went downstairs then Jay. Two of the guest were letting the alcohol get to them so they started fighting. Solo was no where in sight to break it up so Jay did while Bey went to find Solo. She looked all over the house and guess where she found her!!!!! In the laundry room fucking Daniel.
Solo: OH SHIT BEY!!!!!!
Bey: *closes door and go back to where Jay was*
Jay: did you find her?
Bey: *nods head*
Solo: Bey I can explain
Bey: Solo............I just hope he had on a condom
Solo: *thinking* Shit he didn't *outloud* Bey ummmm
Bey: Save it....just enjoy your party and make sure thy don't break nothing *leaves*
*Reality*
Jay: Uhhh babe *snaps* Beyonce
Bey: huh? Whuuuuu?
Jay: you okay?
Bey: Solo's pregnant
Jay: *thinking* Damn it *outloud* Uhhh how far along is she?
Bey: Like a month almost two
Jay: *thinking* Uhhh ohhhhh *outloud* Beyonce we need to talk....it's important
TBC..
S/O to my sis RAE ( @RaeLuvsBEY) for doing this update..
Whoaaaaaa WTF does Jay need to tell her?!? I hope they didn't fuck or anything because that sure is what it sounds like... Pleeeease let me be wrong
ReplyDeleteI hope Jay ain't do nothing stupid and i hope it's not nothing to make Bey flip out on Jay *crosses fingers*
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