Surprise..........I guess you can call it that

The next day there’s a hard knock at the door. Bey look over and see Jay sleep. They were both still naked from the night before.

Bey: Now who the hell can this be knocking on my door this early in the morning.

It was Mathew....Bey got scared because Mathew told her not to let Jay stay the night (you know he over protective)….but little did he know Jay done did more than stay the night with Bey (if ya know what I mean)….So Bey made her way to the door hoping Jay wouldn’t do anything to give them away

Bey: *wrapping herself in a robe* Coming!

Mat: Took you long enough.

Bey: Well good morning to you too daddy

Mat: Oh my bad *kisses her forehead* Good morning baby girl….you look well rested

Bey: Thanks….So what’s up why you here?

Mat: Oh I was in town for some business and I wanted to see you before I got my day started…..is that a problem

Bey: No not at all

Mat: Wanna go get some breakfast with me?

Bey: Well………

Just as Bey was about to try and get him to leave…..there was a loud thud from her room

Mat: What the hell was that?

Bey: The shower rod probably fell again it’s no big deal I’ll put it back up

Mat: Oh….well since I’m here I’ll do it for you

Bey knew that wasn’t the shower rod that fell…..It was Jay doing something he wasn’t supposed to be

Bey: No dad it’s cool…I’ll fix it

Mat: DANG Beyoncé chill….you been on edge ever since I got here……you not hiding anything are you?

Bey: UHHHHH…….Nope

Mat: Okay…well I guess I’ll leave then…..bye sweetheart

Bey: *kisses his cheek* Bye daddy…..love you

Mat: Love you too *leaves*

Bey: Thank God he’s gone

Bey went to go see what made that loud ass sound. She opened the bed room door and see Jay on the bed cracking up laughing.

Bey: What was that sound were you trying to get us caught?

Jay: Damn chill babe…….I was getting dress and my shirt got caught on my head somehow and I ran into the dresser, shit when that happen I was about to jump out the window.

Bey: *laughing* WOW and I thought I was clumsy

Jay got up and gave her a big bear hug. Bey was still in her robe and he took his hand and grabbed her ass.

Bey: Stop Jay

Jay: You wasn’t saying that last night,

Bey: *blushing* Shut up!

Jay: *kisses her* Ugh Bey I gotta go…..I have a meeting in a hour I still gotta go home and take a shower

Bey: You know you can shower here

Jay: Yea but my clothes and everything at my house

Bey: *sigh* Fine….I guess I’ll find something to do today

Jay let go of their bear hug and Bey walked him to the door.

Bey: Call me when you get out your meeting

Instead of answering he leaned over and gave her a kiss. Bey watched him as he walked away and got in the elevator….

Bey: I can get use to this.

Bey took a shower and decided to take a nap…..When she woke up she had 2 missed calls from Jay…..She calls him back

Jay: Hello?

Bey: Hey babe….I was sleep when you called….

Jay: Oh I see you still tired from what I put on ya huh?

Bey: *laughs* Shut up Jay

Jay: *chuckles* I know boo…but did I leave my chain at your house?

Bey: Yea I found it when you gone come and get it

Jay: I don’t know. I got to go to Miami for another meeting in a few.

Bey: Ugh really…..I was hoping I could see you again tonight….but I guess I’ll bug Solo or somebody

Jay: I’m sorry….it’s business…but when I get back in a couple days I’ll be all yours

Bey: A couple days!!!! I’ll be back in Texas by then

Jay: Damn baby….

Bey: Don’t worry....we’ll figure something out…well I’m finna get up and find someone to bother I’ll talk to you later

Jay: Okay then bye *hangs up*

Bey: *looks at phone* Well damn….I love you too

As Bey is putting some clothes on there’s a knock on the door

Bey: Coming!!! *opens the door*

Jay: Surprise!!!!!!!

Bey: What are you doing here….You’re gonna be late for your flight?

Jay: Naaaa I pushed my meeting back….

Bey: Why?

Jay: I can’t spend time with you before you go back to work?

Bey: Awwee baby that’s so sweet *kisses him*

Jay: Yea know

Bey: *laughs* You are so cocky

Jay: Yea I know….and you love it

Bey: That’s true

Soul Mates

*All still sitting at the dinner table*

Tina: Okay Bey since me and Solo cooked you have to clean up the kitchen

Bey: But ma…

Jay: *interrupts* It’s okay Mrs. Knowles I’ll clean

All: You will?

Jay*chuckles* Yea…it’s the least I can do

Tina: *gets up* Well looks like you need to teach Bey about cleaning

Solo: Damn

Bey: Ma….really?

Tina: Baby I’m just teasing

Bey: Not funny

Jay: I thought I was

Solo: Damn

Tina: Solange shut up….come on so Jay can clean *they leave*

Bey just sits at the table pouting like the big baby she is while Jay is clearing the table

Jay: Babe…whats the matter?

Bey: Nothing

Jay: Well in that case can you help me

Bey: Jay..I….I………………..sure

Jay: Thank you

Jay washes the dishes as Bey clean the counter tops…………they cleaned the kitchen I silence…..

Jay: *drying the last dish* Bey

Bey: *silent*

Jay: Beyoncé

Bey: What Shawn?

Jay: You wanna tell me what’s the matter now?

Bey: Nothing

Jay:*hugs her from behind* Babe……I know something’s wrong….is it what your mom said?

Bey: Yea…she just made me feel worthless cause I don’t clean

Jay: *to himself* OMG here we go *out loud* She was just playing

Bey: Yea but you didn’t have to say it was funny……*walks away* that’s like you laughing at me

Jay: *sigh* Bey I wasn’t laughing at you….I was laughing at your mom

Bey: Okay if you say so……….i’m going to bed

Jay: So you not gonna walk me to the door?

Bey: Who said I wanted you to leave?

Jay: I just thought……….okay let’s get to bed then

Jay laid down on the bed, playing with his phone, and Bey went into the bathroom to take a shower. About twenty minutes later, Bey stepped out, dried off, and was just putting lotion on when the door swung open. Bey was so startled, she almost lost her balance.

Bey: *scrambling for her towel*  JAY!!!!!!!!

He grabbed it before she could, and tossed it into the bedroom.

Jay: Chill

He stood in front of her wearing nothing, and that was enough to shut her up.

Jay: I already seen you….. Ain’t nothin to hide

His hands slid over the smooth skin of her back, down to grip her ass and squeeze as his lips trailed over hers…..Her mind clicked off, going white as she pressed herself harder against him….Bey closed her eyes as he spread her apart, touched that one spot that drove Bey insane. Bey’s breathing came in uneven as he pressed harder, rubbed in circles.

Jay: *whispering in her ear* You like it

Bey: ummmm hmmmm 

Jay knew he had Bey, so he grinned and led her to the bed where he laid down, and she climbed on top of him, taking in his size. Bey was abruptly aware that they forgotten the condom, and started to protest, but as soon as their bodies started moving together, she was too far gone to care….Somehow Bey ended up halfway hanging over the edge of the bed, with Jay holding her ankles to his torso as he dipped in and out of her slow, teasing her into screaming dirty at him. Then suddenly, he started thrusting hard and fast, to the point where she could feel him in her abdomen. Bey gasped, too shocked to breathe as her eyes rolled back and she bit her bottom lip. After awhile of that, he pulled out abruptly, and she felt something slick run down her thigh.

Bey: WOW

Jay: Babe……that was

Both: AMAZING

Jay laid down on his back and Bey laid her head on his chest right over his heart……..His heart was still racing and as his pulse slowed down she noticed…..their heart beats were in sync……That could only mean one thing…..She finally found her soul mate

The Runs

Jay: Any more skeletons in your closet?

Bey: *ponders* Naaaahhhhh…..we’re good on this end….what about you?

Jay: Well how about I show you

Bey: Now? Mamma was coming back to fix dinner

Jay: Well in that case…..we can go any time you want…..we can go back to where I grew up

Bey: Okay deal

Jay: So some anniversary we had huh?

Bey: YEP……we will always remember it

Jay: I still thought it was great…..you turned me on when you got mad and called me a bitch

Bey: Oh yea *looks off in the distance* Sorry about that

Jay: Don’t worry boo…already forgiven

Bey: Thank you

Jay: Guess what

Bey: What babe?

Jay: I bought you a bracelet to match the necklace

Bey: AWWEEE Jay you didn’t have to

Jay: Yes I did….i have to shower my baby with nice things

Bey: No you don’t baby

Jay: Yes I do….that’s the only way I can show you how much I truly love you

Bey: Well if you did that then I would be a gold digger….and I’m not

Jay: That’s true

Bey: Shawn baby….You don't have treat me to these things of the world....You don't have to fly me away or buy a diamond key to unlock my heart….I'm not that kind of girl….Your immaterialized love is what I prefer

Jay: *looking her in her eyes* WOW babe….that’s some deep shit

Bey: Because it’s true

Jay: I always thought you had to buy material things to win over a woman’s heart

Bey: No babe….the material things will one day disappear and what will you be left with? Nothing…..you just have to be you

Jay: Well I was just myself

Bey: *confused* What?

Jay: 5…….4…….3…….2…..

Bey: What’s that smell…..Jay did you just let one lose…………..HOE MY GAWD *covers nose* YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK JAY YOU COULD’VE WARNED ME OR SOMETHING

Jay: *crying laughing* Sorry babe….ever since that dinner my mom cooked my stomach aint been right since

Bey: *runs and gets air freshener* DAMN BABY YOU NEED TO GO CHECK YOUR BOXERS….MAKE SURE YOU DIDN’T DROP A TURD

Jay: Can I have the air freshener please *holds stomach* I need to use your bathroom

Bey: *hands him can*

Jay: Your bathroom gone need Jesus and all of Jerusalem when I get done…OH GAWD *holds stomach and ass and runs to the restroom*

Bey: *laughs* He is a fool

Just as Bey is getting settled on the couch Mamma Tina and Solo walks on with their arms filled with grocery bags

Bey: Hey guys

Tina: Hey baby….you seem like you’re in a better mood

Bey: I am

Solo: Did you and Jay work things out?

Bey: Yes we did

Tina: That’s good baby….well invite him over for dinner

Bey: He’ll be here

Jay: *comes back in the living* UHHH babe you need a new can 

of………..Oh hey Mrs. Knowles….Hey Solange

Both: Hey Jay

Bey: See told you he’ll be here

Solo: Smart ass

Bey: *laughs* Solo I know you’re not talking

Bey and Solo go back and forth teasing each other and Jay and Mamma Tina just laughing at them….

Tina: Okay you two….Solo come help me cook

Solo: But ma….its Bey’s house let her

Bey: Now we all know I can’t cook for nothing

Solo: That’s true….okay ma here I come *leaves*

Jay: You and your sister are a trip

Bey: *lays her head on his chest* That’s my baby…love her to death

Jay: yea I can tell

Bey and Jay talk until Mamma Tina calls them to the dinner table….they all sit around talking and for once Jay felt like he really belonged in their family….they showed him so much love…he laughed and showed them why Bey fell in love with him….

He's Hurt

Bey sits there for an hour contemplating whether or not she wanted to call Jay….she wanted to call but didn’t know if he wanted to talk to her….so just gave up and didn’t call him

*knock knock knock*

Bey: *walking towards the door* Who is it?

Person: Me…just open up

Bey: *opens the door*

Person: Surprised to see me?

Bey: Why are you here….you ruined my relationship with Jay

Mekhi: Well…if you let me come in I can explain myself

Bey: NAAAA….you got 2.5 seconds to convince me not to kick yo punk ass

Mekhi: Look Beyoncé…..we both know you not gone do shit mmmkay…and secondly you ruined your own relationship by not telling Jay about us

Bey: there was never a “US”

Mekhi: Well from what I remember….

Bey: *interrupt*  Was it that good you can’t let me go a year later?

Mekhi: Naa I had better…but I must say you taste delicious

Bey: Okay it’s time for you to leave my doorstep

Mekhi: Okay…seriously I’m done harassing you…but I can admit…I still want you…but you clearly love Jay and imma start respecting that

Bey: Thank you

Mekhi: Bye Beyoncé *hugs her*

Bey: *hugs him back* Bye Mekhi

As they’re breaking their hug…Bey see a figure standing in the hallway out the corner of her eye…she looks in that direction and Jay is standing there

Bey: Hey Jay

Jay: I knew it…

Bey: Wait baby…it’s not what it seem like

Jay: Yea okay *turns to leave*

Mekhi: My guy she’s telling the truth…it’s seriously not what it seem like

Bey: *runs toward Jay* Baby see it’s really not….please don’t go

Jay: I don’t wanna hear it Bey….you had me walking around here looking like a damn fool…you played me

Bey: No I didn’t…I promise….please Jay…please don’t leave let’s talk about it

Mekhi: Hey man….just hear her out…I can tell she really loves you…don’t lose her like I did *leaves*

Jay: *looks at Bey*

Bey: *whispers* Shawn please

Jay: *sigh* Okay….lets talk

They go into Bey’s apartment and sit down on the couch…..neither of them say anything for a while…they just sit there like two bumps on a log

Jay: Bey

Bey: *interrupts* Before you say anything let me go first *sigh* Okay…me and Mekhi hooked up one time a few weeks after we finished our movie….we went to dinner…I had 4 to many drinks and was a hot mess….and as far as my tattoo I told him I wanted one…so he went with me….he paid for it only because I didn’t have any cash on me and they wouldn’t take my credit card….then we went back to his place and I regret every second of what happened there

Jay: Why didn’t you tell me before

Bey: Because…I don’t know….we weren’t even together….i mean we were but be had broken up because of the Miami incident

Jay: So you’re meaning to tell me…he got ya draws before I did…and I waited a whole damn YEAR!!!!!!

Bey: I told you I was drunk and I regret it

Jay: but Beyoncé….you fail to realize….i didn’t sleep with any female when we weren’t together because I knew we were gonna get back together…but you slept with the first dick that swung your way

Bey: but I was drunk

Jay: I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!!! YOU BEING DRUNK IS NOT AN EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!

Bey: Stop yelling at me

Jay: Whatever…im leaving….i have nothing else to say to you….lets just move on

Bey: Jay……come on

Jay: Beyonce….you are the first person I let get complete control over my heart since my father left….When he left I said I would never love anyone again….but  you….you’re the only person I let see the kind hearted, romantic, loving side of me….and you betrayed me…it’s like you got my heart, stuck it in the freezer for it to freeze, and dropped it from the top of the Empire State Building…..i know I sound corny but it true

Bey: Shawn baby…I’m so….so…so sorry I never meant to hurt you…but

Jay: Save it……………..can you promise me something?

Bey: Yes what is it?

Jay: never will you hurt me like that again

Bey: I promise

Jay: *kisses her* I love you so much

Bey: I love you more babe

True Colors

Guy: Hey baby….How you doing?

Bey: Shut the fuck up

Guy: I was just telling Jay about your little tattoo on your thigh

Bey: It has nothing to do with you

Guy: *walking towards her* Oh it doesn’t…..who paid for it huh? Who took you to go get it?

Bey: *silent*

Guy: That’s what I thought….So….how about you go get dressed so we can leave

Bey: I’m not going anywhere with you….you sick son of a bitch

Guy: Beyoncé girl…I don’t have time for your games

Jay: Look my guy…she said she not going anywhere with you…so I think it’s time for you to bounce

Guy: Mmmmkay….imma leave….Jay you can have that hoe *leaves*

Bey: Jay baby I can explain

Jay: *looks at her and walks off*

Bey: *follows him* Jay….say something

Jay: *gets her clothes* Get out

Bey: *dumbfounded* Really….you just gonna kick me out like that….you’re not gonna let me explain?

Jay: Nope…save it…I don’t wanna hear it

Bey: Why you actin like a lil bitch

Jay: *stands up and hovers over her* Don’t you ever….in yo life call me a bitch again

Bey: Whatchu gone do about it huh? Punk ass BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAUSE

STOP

REWIND

Beyonce didn’t he tell you not to call him a bitch again….so why you do it? OKAY LETS CONTINUE

Jay: LITTLE GIRL DIDN’T I TELL YO ASS NOT TO CALL ME A BITCH AGAIN!!!!!! GET YOUR SHIT AND GET THE  FUCK OUT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU, DON’T CALL ME, GET THE FUCK OUT MY LIFE….YOU NASTY ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bey: Shawn….

Jay: *interrupts* Look Beyoncé…..just leave

Bey: But…

Jay: *leaves the room*

Bey gets her stuff and goes back to her apartment….She stayed in her apartment ignoring phone calls, ignoring knocks on her door, not responding to emails, just sat there in her apartment thinking about what happened between her and Jay ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY….So finally Mamma Tina and Solange got enough of Bey not answering their phone calls…they flew up to New York and went to Bey’s apartment

Solo: *BANG BANG BANG* BEYONCE OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina: Solo quit being so damn loud

Solo: What? She needs to open the door

Bey: *opens the door* What?

Solo: DAYUUUUUUUUUUUMMM WOMAN!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

Bey: Solo….I’m not in the mood for your smart ass mouth right now….I will beat ya ass

Tina: Okay Bey you need to go comb ya hair and take a shower…Solo you need to shut up…so Bey go do as i said we’ll be here when you get done

Solo: Umm where’s Jay?

Bey: I don’t wanna talk about him *goes to shower and what not*

Tina: Solo do you have Jay’s number?

Solo: Yes why?

Tina: Call him and see what wrong with Bey

Solo: No…I’m not finna get in they business like that…if she want us to know she’ll tell us

Tina: Yea you’re right

After what seemed like an eternity Bey came back out to where Solo and Tina where….she sat down on the couch and just stared at the floor

Solo: *snap snap* Thu Thu…Ma what’s wrong with her?

Tina: Braybee (baby) What’s the matter?

Bey: *deep sigh* Jay and I aren’t together anymore

Solo: OMG WHY….WAIT Y’ALL JUST CELEBRATED Y’ALL ANNIVERSARY…WHAT HAPPENED?

Bey: Well I was fixing him a sandwich

Tina: you gave it up didn’t you

Bey: MAAAAA REALLY?

Tina: you said you fixed him a sandwich

Bey: Yea I did…but that’s besides the point….So we were in the kitchen then….Mekhi burst in the door

Solo: WAIT WHY?

Bey: Because…..he still likes me

Tina: Bey….dont tell me

Bey: It was only one time after we finished our movie….we went to dinner…I got drunk….he paid for my tattoo….then we went back to his place and ya know

Solo: DAYUUUMMMM THU THU….YOU A FREAK

Bey: No….I was drunk….and Jay don’t wanna hear what I have to say….he put me out and I been here ever since…we haven’t talked or anything

Solo: Well….what you gonna do?

Bey: I don’t know…I guess get back to work

Tina: So you not gonna try and work it out with Jay?

Bey: No ma…he called me a little girl and a bitch

Solo: OH HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAW….HE CALLED YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Bey: Calm ya puss Solo…I called him a bitch he told me not to again and I did and he blew up on me…so I deserve it

Tina: Beyoncé I don’t know what the hell done got into you…but imma need you to act how I raised you…imma say this once and this go for you too Solange…don’t get caught up in this industry…Me and your father will snatch it away from you

Bey: But ma I’m grown

Tina: I don’t give a damn Beyoncé….you’re still my daughter and I will not let this industry turn you into something you’re not…you will not be an industry whore…do you hear me?

Bey: ugh fine whatever

Tina: Beyoncé don’t try me…I will slap ya ass again

Bey: Okay yes ma’am I hear you

Solo: for the record…I just write songs and dance…that’s it

Bey: *under her breath* Shut the fuck up Solo

Tina: I heard that…now we’re gonna go to the grocery store so I can cook and you…you’re gonna call Jay and apologize

Bey: But ma…he said he wanted me out his life

Tina: Trust me honey he didn’t mean it…just call and apologize for Mickey…or whatever his name is and calling him a bitch…smh *mumbling* I oughta beat yo ass for callin him that

Skeletons In Your Closet

Jay: *exhausted from putting in work* Bey….that was definitely the wait

Bey: Yes it was….Thank you

Jay: For what making you cum over and over…no problem

Bey: THAT and for waiting as long as you did

Jay: Oh no need to thank me…..I thank you…see by making me wait to get ya draws

Bey: *cuts him off* Really Jay you gotta say it like that *mocks him* “Ya draws”….make me sound like a piece of meat or something…..I hope that’s not what you think this is….you NOT gonna just leave me now so you can say *in her man voice* “I got Beyoncé’s draws”….I be damned

Jay: Bey….uhhh…Sasha….Baby thug….whoever you are….chill okay…it’s just a figure of speech….and I’m not going nowhere...I already told you that

Bey: But....

Jay: *cuts her* Beyoncé if you say Lyndell’s name one more time….we gonna have a serious problem….we just got done have some great sex…the last thing I wanna do is hear you compare him to me…*turn her head towards him*Look at me….I’m not Lyndell okay….I’m not gonna fuck you over….i know what I have…he’s a punk ass bitch for letting you slip away like that….so from here on out you will not mention his name

Bey: Sir yes sir

Jay: Now….would you be kind enough to fix me a sandwich?

Bey: Nigga are you serious?

Jay: It’s kinda habit…once I lay down the pipe….I eat a sandwich and go to sleep….it helps me build up my stamina…SO I like turkey *kisses her* Thank you

Bey: You lucky that I know how to fix a sandwich...*puts on one of 

Jay’s t shirts* well can you at least come keep me company in the kitchen?

Jay: Sure *puts on his boxers*

*In the Kitchen*

Bey: So what all you want on your sandwich?

Jay: I want….

*BOOM*

Bey: Jay baby what the fuck was that?

Jay: I don’t know sounds like someone is tryna break in…shhh go back in the bed room and don’t come out until I come get you okay

Bey: But I’m scared

Jay: Beyoncé baby I know…but I need you to do as I say okay

Bey heads to the bedroom….From the sounds of thing Jay knew the guy and his voice sound familiar….Jay and the guy are arguing and the arguments seem to be about her….she slowly makes her way in the hallway to get a better listen

Jay: *irritated* Look my guy….she’s with me now and there’s nothing you can do about it okay…so imma need for you to get you happy go get ass out my house okay

Guy: I know she’s here…from the looks of it you just got done fucking her and she was making you a sandwich…While you were fucking her did you see the tattoo on her left thigh….yea she got that for me….I laid down the pipe REAAAAAAALLLL good for her to get that…

Bey: *walks in* Jay baby don’t believe him….he’s lying

So guys….who do you think the guy is? I mean tattoo on her left thigh…..him and Jay know each other well enough for Jay not to beat his ass for “breaking in his house”….Bey un say gworl are your skeletons tryna come out your closet? Leave your reaction, comment, or tweet us on twitter about it Latrice or Raven